the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
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DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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