Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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