Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
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the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.