I'm being pulled over???
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes