Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(520): View more from Arizona

Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday

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(214): View more from Texas

1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you

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(650): View more from California

I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'

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(540): View more from Virginia

You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out

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(416): View more from Toronto

I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".

(416): View more from Toronto

That's about an "8" on normal scales.

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(509): View more from Washington

Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving

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(519): View more from Ontario

She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....

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(585): View more from New York

And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies

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