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• (360): View more from Washington

  Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?

  (312): View more from Illinois

  you sound like my dream girl

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• (779): View more from Illinois

  Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.

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  We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.

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• (831): View more from California

  I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.

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• (587): View more from Alberta

  Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!

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• (360): View more from Washington

  corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.

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• (949): View more from California

  the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?

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• (787): View more from Puerto Rico

  They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music

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• (830): View more from Texas

  Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?

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  Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine

  (830): View more from Texas

  drunken problem solving at its finest

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.

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