Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

I'm being pulled over???

(520): View more from Arizona

For what!?!?!

(323): View more from California

??? I'm in a cab!!!!!

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(415): View more from California

mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you

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(404): View more from Georgia

Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again

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(817): View more from Texas

I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole

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(503): View more from Oregon

I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it

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(616): View more from Michigan

sometimes you have to go after what you want

(313): View more from Michigan

true. and i really want to cum

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(303): View more from Colorado

I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes

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