What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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