Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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