Moan for me like Helen Keller
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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