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that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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