he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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