your room smells of hookers.
And success
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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