Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
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just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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