I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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