Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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