Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Randomize
