oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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