The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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