what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Randomize
