And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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