I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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