I'm lost and stupid without you.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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