Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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