Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
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I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
He has the fingertips of a God
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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