I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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