google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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