We're like a lot better than the average bears
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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