put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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