turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
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