shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
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I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
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