I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
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