big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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