don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
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DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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