I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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