I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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