if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
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He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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