yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
you made out with another girl for some wings
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."