I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
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Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
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There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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