At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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