Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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