you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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