I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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