glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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