i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
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