I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
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Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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