Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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