I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
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Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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