So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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