I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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