How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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