New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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