I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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