The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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