Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
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Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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