walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
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My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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