You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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