I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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