so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
