Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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