He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
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You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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