Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
You are a genius and a whore.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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