im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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